silly jokes (part 1)

1)Which trees are always sad?
pine trees.
2)What has a hundred legs but can't walk?
fifty pairs of pants.
3)What has many rings but no fingers?
a telephone.
4)What helps your keep your teeth together?
toothpaste.
5)what's small and wobbly and sits i a pram?
a jelly baby.
6)What's red and white?
pink.
7)What do you call a man floating in the sea?
Bob.
8)how do you start a race between two rice puddings?
sago.

thats all for now until i get somemore i deas on what i should write......see ya<3